Giggle-inducing

Add this to the list of things you never thought you'd hear your child say.

T: "Mommy, you stay there while I go get my castrator!"
Me: "Your WHAT?"
T: "Castrator, Mommy, my castrator!"
Me: (trying not to laugh) "OK, show me what that is."
T: (comes back out of his closet carrying a shoebox) "See Mom? It's my castrator. You can buy things and I'll put money in it."
Me: "Ohhhh, you mean cash register?"
T: "Yeah, Mom, that's what I said. My castrator."

We might want to work on that pronunciation before he starts school.